presumptious:

queue summer doing shit ;)

presumptious:

queue summer doing shit ;)

professor-giggles:

Sometimes Im like

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but other times Im like

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Feminism is real funny.

0akling:

Zack’s me best bro.

Egen’s my best bro.

snotcherss:

It has been a busy week
Illustrations by Sonja Krzeminski

arpeggia:

Mike Brodie - A Period Of Juvenile Prosperity

"In 2003 at the age of seventeen Mike Brodie was living in Pensacola, Florida, still at High school and working part time bagging groceries. He decided to visit a friend in Mobile, Alabama choosing to train hop and ride illegally. In fact he ended up getting on the wrong train and travelled for three days in the opposite direction to Jacksonville, Florida. Days later, Brodie rode the same train home, arriving back where he started. Nonetheless, it sparked something and Brodie began to wander across the U.S. by any means that were free - walking, hitch-hiking and train hopping. His photographs are of the rough and ready band of young outsiders he met whilst travelling. The soft, warm portraits reveal a romanticised and bohemian view of the transient community." [LN-CC]

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hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

liveschlong:

Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load

Skull a beer.

6AM, already dead
Shits still goin in, haven’t went to bed,
To start the day right,
I take a little flight,
Light up the herb, as I squat on the curb,
Can’t be disturbed, as I write another verb,
As I start to elevate,
My mind begins to levitate,
The time goes up,
Never coming down,
Everyday living,
Try to make a killing,
Workin for the weekend,
Turn around the bend,
To get to the liquor store,
Yo get a little more,
All out of brew,
When I skull with the crew,
Cuz we don’t try to act hard,
Drinkin for the dearly de-part
-ed, life is hard,
Doesn’t help when I get card
-ed, at the bar,
As I try to get a little far
-out, and about,
Thinkin bout the day,
When my dude begins to say,
“Look out for the cop!”,
“Hey, get down, stop!”,
The pig begins to yell,
It’s really hard to tell,
Who’s on your side,
They take a little bribe,
And have us on our way,
As I begin to say,
This is a flow of the consciousness,
A spiritual fraudulence,
And I’ll do the time,
If I stole the rhyme,
Committed the crime,
All for a dime,
Just for a brew,
To skull with the crew,
Cuz once ya get, man,
Ya don’t forget it,
All is well, don’t dwell,
On the pain, it goes away,
Just like the rain,
So don’t take the blame,
Cuz life is real tame,
Like aye aye aye,
And the beat goes on…

Yea, this is mellow rap,
Like suckin sap, we sip a beer,
That’s why we’re here,
Life’s supposed to be chill,
And a thrill, love what you got,
But don’t love too much,
Seems like a bunch, to handle
-s, in my palm, like the tree,
That I light and grow, float like a bee,
I wonder how hard it be, to spit a free,
Can’t you see, it be like 1-2-3, it’s easy,
I wonder what it’s like to be a hit, like big,
Don’t trip, on ya weight,
Don’t make a mistake, or take the bait,
It all will be great, just wait,
The time is here, were out of beer,
So it’s time to make another run,
Bruh it’s all for fun, until were done,
Go down like the sun, just like ya mum,
Cuz everything I do, yo bro it’s all true,
And the beat goes on, like aye aye aye…

So when I pout, I wonder what’s it’s all about,
Why are we here, what does it mean,
To be alive, it kinda seems,
Like there’s no point, no support,
I gotta extort, the god in me,
So I can see, what it means to be,
Actually, alive, I’m deprived,
Of all my emotion, quite the commotion,
The storm is inside, it rages on,
Until the dawn, I sit and yawn,
I look at the time, and then I realize,
That it’s 6AM, and I’m already, dead.
And the beat goes on, aye aye aye…

Megan Mullally, Jenny Slate, Bill Hader, Max GreenfieldBen Schwartz, Nick Offerman, Will Forte, Fred ArmisenAziz Ansari, Wendy Schaal, Sarah Silverman, and Ken Jeong in Bob’s Burgers [FOX].

shouldnt:

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to sayimage